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The Best Sugar Daddy Pick-Up Lines That Will Make Him Smile

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  • Mark 

The Funniest Sugar Daddy Pick-Up Lines That Will Make Him Giggle

Finding and keeping a sugar daddy is not as easy as many people think.

Sugar babies are like investments. The sugar daddies would need some substance from them in exchange for their finance. 

Whether you want to start a conversation with a potential sugar daddy or want to keep your current ones happy, you have to make an effort to get his attention but not seem awkward or corny. 

And a fun pick-up line is the perfect thing for that. Just stay clear from cheesy or corny pick-up lines.

Pick Up Lines For Girls To Use

Suggestive Pick-Up Lines For Girls

  • I’m new here. Would you be a sweetheart and give me directions to your apartment?
  • Would you lend me a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back.
  • Kiss me now if you think I’m wrong. But vampires exist, right?
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but there are still dinosaurs, right?
  • Kiss me now if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name (say a wrong name or celebrity name)?
  • I’m thirsty, and your body is 75% water. Coincidence? I think not!
  • Do you know what else would look good on you? My arms!
  • Roses are red. Violets are blue. How would you like it if I kissed you?
  • Roses are red. Violets are blue. How would you like me to come home with you?
  • Give me your name. I need to know what to scream tonight.
  • I don’t know why but I was feeling a little off today. But you definitely turned me on.
  • Are you a football player? Because I’d like you touchdown there!
  • Let’s save water and take a shower together.
  • You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight.
  • That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
  • I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?
  • Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Cute And Wholesome Pick-Up Lines For Girls

  • Let me guess. Your parents are called flour and sugar. Cause there’s no other way to explain why you are such a cutie-pie
  • Are you powdered sugar? Because you’re white and fine!
  • Mama said to stay away from sugar..but you’re a sugar I just can’t pass by.
  • You better have a driver’s license cause you’re driving me crazy.
  • There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number on it.
  • Can I get your mom’s number? I want to thank her for raising such a fine gentleman.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight— or should I walk by again?
  • Where can I sign up for your fan club?
  • Are you still accepting applications for your fan club?
  • Sorry, but you owe me a (name of an alcoholic drink) because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  • You don’t look well. I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
  • Are you the Amazon order I placed a few days ago? Because I’ve been waiting for you all day.
  • Want to know what would look really good on you? I do. Me.
  • Do you have the time? (says time) No, I meant the time to write down my number?
  • I will never play hide and seek with you. Someone like you is impossible to find.
  • I seem to have lost my mobile number. Can I have yours?
  • Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life. 
  •  You’re so awesome that you made me forget my pick-up line.

Witty Pick-Up Lines For Girls

  • Let’s play (name a game). The winner dates the loser.
  • I would like to take you to the movies, but they don’t allow snacks.
  • Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
  • I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Well then, please start.
  • I’m no photographer, but I sure can picture us together.
  • Are we taking the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like we are headed somewhere magical.
  • Do you know what Victoria’s secret is? Victoria wants you to give me your number.
  • Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
  • Hi, I’m writing a paper about the finer things in life. Do you mind if I interview you?
  • Apart from being drop-dead sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • I’m pretty, and you’re awesome. If we’re together, we would be pretty awesome.
  • Are you Adele? Because you got me at hello
  • If you’re a fruit, what would you be? I know. You’d be a fine-apple!
  • Do you want to go out to dinner? Don’t answer. Just smile for yes, or do a somersault for no.

 Final Words

Whether you need flirty lines or funny lines, you can find some effective lines on our list. 

The perfect pick-up line will certainly make your conversation effortless. Whether they’re for conversation starters or making engaging conversation, pickup lines are a must. 

Any genuine conversation or real conversation still needs to be fun. 

Although it can take a great deal of confidence sometimes, a fun conversation will always be beneficial for both parties involved.

It doesn’t even have to be for sugar dating.

Sometimes a funny pick-up line in a playful conversation can give you the sense of confidence to continue the connection. It may evolve into a romantic relationship or just a friendship.

Either way, you built your social confidence by being successfully funny.

After all, we talk to other people to spice up our mundane lives. Plus, it’s never a bad thing to bring positive energy into people’s lives. 



Mark is a Qualified Psychologist & An Algorithm Coach at some of the leading online dating sites. Besides his work, Mark enjoys writing about topics people tend to ask when starting out in the online dating scene, and hence the site A place to share insights and answer some of those pressing questions.View Author posts

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