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Sugar Momma Pick-Up Lines: Wholesome, Naughty, And Cheesy + Tips!

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Tips On Making Pick-Up Lines More Effective And You More Likeable

Girls, even women, love well-made, well-executed pick-up lines.

They can make them laugh, feel special, and may even get them turned on if done correctly.

If you already have a few lines under your belt, then you may find it helpful to get fresh ones.

Sugar Momma Pick-Up Lines

Wholesome And Funny Pick-Up Lines

  • As a student, I was voted most likely to meet the woman of my dreams. Hi.
  • You: Knock-knock. 
    Sugar Momma: Who’s there?
    You: When, where! 
    Sugar Momma: When, where, who?
    You: Tomorrow brunch, at the cafe, me and you.
  • I was wondering if there is any way that I can get your number without asking for it.
  • I feel like women like me, just as they like their Netflix subscription.
  • They only come to me when they need me.
  • Do you have a band-aid? I need one. I scraped my knee falling for you.
  • I’m not actually this awkward — you bring out the best in me.
  • You look like a dream. Is it hard to live up to that?
  • Girl, are you a man or a woman? Cuz you got me in a trance.
  • Excuse me, do you happen to have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
  • You wanna know what I’m made of? Boyfriend material.
  • Did you know that there are studies that show that women tend to be happier with unattractive partners? In other words, hey, how you doing?
  • If you were a song, you would be Spotify’s hottest single!
  • Your hand looks pretty heavy! Let me hold it for you.

Naughty And Dirty Pick-Up Lines

  • Don’t be nervous. I won’t bite — unless you ask nicely.
  • I like my women how I like laptops.
    On my lap. Turned on. Virus-free.
  • (while holding an alcoholic drink) I really should stop drinking now. Please take away my glass before I try to kiss you.
  • Hey, let’s play titanic
    You will be the iceberg, and I’ll go down on you.
  • Hey, is that a mirror in your skirt/pants? Because I can totally see myself in it.
  • Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?
  • I’m like chess. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
  • In all honesty, the only thing that would make me happier right now is if I was your pizza because you are hot, and I want to be consumed.
  • Do you know the similarities between noodles and women?
  • They both wiggle when you eat them.
  • I think I lost my (something). Let me look at your chest for it.
  • Our word of the day is “legs” Now, be a good girl and spread the word.
  • Your shirt and pants need to go, but you can stay.

Cheeky, Cheesy Or Corny Pick-Up Lines

  • Sugar Momma: I have a boyfriend.
    You: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
    Sugar Momma: What?
    You: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don’t matter.
  • Sugar Momma: Where have you been all my life?
    You: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.
  • My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just can’t hold it in.
  • Your hands look like they could use a stretch.
  • Do you know what would look good on you? Me!
  • Are you from Tennessee? “Causeyyou’rethe only ten I see.
  • If you were a veggie, you’d be a cute-cumber.
  • I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.
  • Do you like whales? Because we could go hump back at my place.
  • Do you know what’s on the menu tonight? ME-N-U
  • Can I ask for your name, or can I call you mine?
  • Your mommy must have been a baker because you got yummy-looking buns.
  • Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  • I can’t seem to taste my lips. Can you?

Tip On Making Pick-Up Lines Effective

There is so much more than just saying a pick up line. You have to choose a proper pick up line based on your situation, location, the vibe of the moment, the personality of the other person – and so much more. 

One tip that can help make your move more effective is to have normal before it, especially when aiming for someone you’re meeting for the first time. 

Example 1:

You: Hi. Don’tbe nervous. I won’t bite — unless you ask nicely.

The risk of slapping will be quite high if these are the first words you say to someone you just met.

Example 2:

You: Hi, I’m (name). Can I get your name?
Sugar Mama: Hi, I’m (name). 
You: Do I look mean? Sorry. Please don’t be nervous. I won’t bite — unless you ask nicely 😉

The possibility of a giggle is much higher in this one because there is something normal said before the pick up line. This makes  pick up lines less cringey and creepy.

Tips On Being More Likeable

Pick up lines as just a conversation starter. You need to pay attention to what happens after you drop your pick up line of choice as well. In fact, that’s even more important.

  • Be a great listener when others speak.
  • Be supportive even for little things and react to their complaints.
  • Follow up on the stories they tell to show your genuine interest and listening skills. 
  • Find common ground and connect through similarities.
  • Utilize body language. Maintain proper eye contact when listening, smile, and sit with the proper posture, and not when listening to show you’re paying attention.
  • Show that you’re interested and focus on them by putting your phone away.
  • Definitely don’t play with your phone while talking to someone.
  • Don’t dominate the conversation. Let them talk as much as possible. 
  • Don’t brag and complain too much. These are just generally unlikeable traits. 

Final Words 

 A successful pickup line doesn’t have to be the perfect pick up line. It just has to be done in the most not cringey and not creepy way. 

Making sure you’re on your best behaviour is even more crucial if you’re looking for a sugar mommy because they are more experienced (and are mostly powerful business people!)

Best of luck!

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